Kissimmee

A town in Florida next to Orlando.
Also called little Puerto Rico.
As much as people talk about it and say they hate it, the love it. K-town to many.
Its small and country.

Girl: You live in Kissimmee?
Boy: Yea why ?
Girl: You know Carlos?
Boy:He a chico??
Girl:Uhm yea I guess.
Boy: Kissimmee full of them.

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Kissimmee

Kissimmee is a town near Disney & Orlando, filled with many different types of people. You can get a Trailer in Kissimmee or a 4 million dollar mansion depending on what part you're in. The nice parts are, well nice & the more undesirable parts are just undesirable. Kissimmee has a pretty cool shopping spot called 'The Loop' just stay away from it on weekends, sense on weekends it is overran by little middle schoolers who think they're all grown. There's also another mall called 'The Osceola Square Mall' but in my opinion it needs to just be knocked down. There are 2 Wal Mart's in Kissimmee, the one on 192 is the more chic & classy one & the one on Osceola Parkway is full of annoying Hispanics, not saying that's all it is BUT there is defiantly a majority there. In all, Kissimmee is a pretty cute town.

Hey, where do you live?
Kissimmee.
How do you spell that?

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Kissimmee

Kissimmee used to be such a nice place. Then all those damn Puerto Ricans invaded. There might be more Puerto Ricans living in Kissimmee than Puerto Rico itself.

Jim: Oh look, Freddie just crashed his ricer Civic into somebody's house...AGAIN. He thinks he's The Stig.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

Jim: Freddie and Joel are smoking weed in the Publix parking lot...AGAIN. Even though there's a police car parked in front of the store.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

Jim: Maria is on the corner...AGAIN. Bought all that jewelry and can't feed her 10 kids now.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

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Kissimmee

Town in the south Orlando metro area in Osceola County. Used to be low on traffic and crime until the population & new developments grew. Now it’s just as bad as Orlando. Still pretty safe in most areas of the city but the area around “downtown Kissimmee” is ghetto.

Kissimmee is known also as the Little Puerto Rico of FLA. As it has the highest population of Boricuas in probably all of Central FLA. outside of Orlando. Mofongo, empanadillas, pastelles and more can be found very easily.

Contrary to what people think it’s not too bad. Just like anywhere it has its good and bad areas. The further west you go the more tourist-like it gets as its heading toward Disney.

I’m trying to move to FL any suggestions ?

How about Kissimmee ? They got allot of hispanics there, you’ll fit right in !

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Kissimmee

a town where you are either a redneck, a prep, or a chonga as fuck. The best high school there is Oscola high school, but its full of chongas and "thugs". The rich white kids often stay at valencia where they belong. do not waste your time there.

Sami-"wanna come with me to my friends house?"
Gentry-"where at?"
Sami-"kissimmee"
Gentry-"HELL NO! too many chongas and their sharpie lip liner."

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Kissimmee

It’s a town in Florida also known as k-town.It is full of soundcloud rappers and drug dealers.OH and my favorite scammers.Kissimmee is home of many bitches who are on kissimmee exposing pages.If you plan to move there DO NOT dye your hair red you will be automatically be considered a hoe.The high schools are full of hispanics who say the n word cause they think their black.We also got the people who over use the term “jit”and spell it “jhit”to seem more “hood”when in reality they live in a apartment complex next to the loop.You gotta love kissimmee.

person #1:Where you from?
person #2:Kissimmee
person #1:Thats tuff

Kissimmee

The home of the best school in the world THE OSCEOLA COUNTY SCHOOL FOR THE ARTS. Osceola High School is only called the best by the people who go there to make themselves feel better. If you can drive down the street and see a cow you're in Kissimmee.You could walk all of Kissimmee in a day or a few hours.(Depending on how lazy you are.)

Bob: (calls Phil on the phone) dude im lost.

Phil: Okay take a left at the cow field and past the other cow field and you should see his house.

Ahh Kissimmee ..

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