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Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.
Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.
1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time
My son died during fap december.
When you are feeling ugly and you fap to make yourself feel better.
Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.
Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.