definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
A webcomic that does parodies of video games, current movies, anime, etc. The main characters are a pink and a grey cat.
All your base are belong to VG cats.
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A drug for cats. It tends to make them crazy, excitable, & generally a lot funnier
I gave Whiskers some cat nip last night & she went nuts!
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Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?
Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
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The Battle Cats is a tower defense game made PONOS. The game consists of battling enemies with cats.
I like The Battle Cats
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