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To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.
Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.
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when you're having passionate anal sex and you hear the garage door open so he pulls out and you shit everywhere
UGGGGHHH MY MOM'S HOME
Rachel: Why is Nate changing his pants?
Tim: He got a bit excited and his mom came home
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An expat in a good social, romantic and/or financial situation that the speaker believes he would not be have been able to achieve back home. Pejorative; implies that the subject became an expat because he "couldn't hack it" among his countrymen.
Often abbreviated to "LBH", but that page has a kajillion definitions saying it stands for "let's be honest".
Related terms: Sexpat, laowai.
Tim's been making good money working in China, and he has a beautiful girlfriend, but his fellow Americans can tell he's a loser back home.
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Using work time and resources for personal tasks.
See reverse telecommuting, work from home
Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?
Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.
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A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
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A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.
This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.
The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
My ex-girlfriend Dani was a stay at home girlfriend.
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