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The way of showing the world you are a twat without having to speak. Also known as Douche Donut
I have a skirt you can borrow that would go great with your man bun.
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1 A man who sits in a nowhere land, makes all his nowhere plans for nobody, does not have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and just sees what he wants to see.
2. A song by the Beatles.
"Nowhere man, please listen. You don't know what you're missing."
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On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
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This is a person who is your friend. This also means that this person is a close friend. This phrase can also mean that you know someone but you do not know there name. This also replaces the word "hello".
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: My man what is up
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your buddy who will talk to the ugly chick so you can bang her hot friend
i wouldn't have gotten laid if it werent for my wing man
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what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
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Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.
We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?
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