Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

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how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up

girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster

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Kill yourself ratio (kyr)

statistics that show how bad a situation is that one is partaking in

Dude, my Kill yourself ratio (kyr) is flying off the charts!

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find yourself another piece of the action

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.

1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

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Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte

When someone with an erect penis ejaculates too early during intercourse, but the other party/parties has/have not yet climaxed/gekommen.

Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte. I need 10 more minutes.

REMOVE YOURSELF 😭😭😭😭

when you confess your deep love for Cazza B but you get rejected 😭😭😭😭

cazza: i’m sorry, i don’t love you like that
zozo: REMOVE YOURSELF 😭😭😭😭

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tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

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