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1. An unpleasant surprise.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
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when it's your birthday and someone named elina plays happy birthday (remix) but you want her to stop so you say
"elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)!!!!" and then she plays it for the teacher when it's also the teacher's birthday.
Elina: *plays happy birthday (remix)*
Mia: elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)!!!
Elina: hi miss *plays happy birthday (remix)*
TEacher: it's not that bad
Jeff: UwU
Boiz: let's get him " start's to beat up Jeff"
Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party, everyone starts laughing
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When someone's butt is suddenly visible with the type of pants they are wearing, unlike any other day. Cake is referring to one's butt.
Friend 1 (Girl)- Do these pants look good on me?
Friend 2 (Girl)- Dang girl you lookin like a snack!! (Lookin hot
Friend 3 (Girl)- YeeeezzzzZzuh!! Is it my birthday?!??! 'Cuz I see cake!!
If someone says this to you it means that your butt or booty looks good in what ever pants you're wearing. They're complimenting you unless said differently lol.
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only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
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A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
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1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.
Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*