When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.
Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.
A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.
Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.
This is a chant used to piss off the seniors who don’t cheer.
Brian Cheek! Brian Cheek! Brian Cheek! Brian Cheek!
a gross smelly butt as a guy
often dumb
Person 1: Your dumber than a box of brians
person 2: You smell like brian mccoulugh
A poodle and human mix that was given a special ability to play guitar well, he is Queen's guitarist and has written many hit songs such as We will rock you.
Person 1: What's your opinion about Brian May?
Person 2: He sucks, even I can play better than him
Person 1: So you have chosen death.
Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.
People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.
Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.
The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.
- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM