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The sweet tasty goodness of OKC Military.
We flew into the base only to get a Tinker Burger.
When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.
My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.
Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
When you go to a strip club and the male and female strippers bend over in a g-string
Dude that's one tasty pink burger
Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.
A gentleman I met online asked me if he could enjoy my meat station by eating my buddy burger.
When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.
"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."
Slight redness around the corners of ones mouth where the lips have stretched to fit round a large burger
Leanne wow that burger is massive, carefull you will get burger mouth