Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.
Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.
“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick
Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.
Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.
Cold creep is when you get pleased by a female and then you go ghost
After we fucked he cold creeped me
when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.
example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"