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Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 5, 2019


Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.

sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick

by Makeshifts April 14, 2019


cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 28, 2018


cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 22, 2019


cold ribs

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.

Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.

by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022


Cold Creep

Cold creep is when you get pleased by a female and then you go ghost

After we fucked he cold creeped me

by WoniBitchAlot March 6, 2022


cold afuck

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"

by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020