Cold-Softy

When you snap a chicks neck during intercourse

i was banging her, had a nam flashback, snapped her neck, then she went all cold-softy on me"

sup cold

used as an expression for undercooked taquitos. invented by the magnificent Marley P. the term sup hot is used as a reaction to this.

kelli: *puts taquitos in the microwave for 4 minutes
marley: where are the damn taquitos?!?!
kelli: right here
marley: *touches taquitos
marley: sup cold!
kelli: *puts taquitos in for 30 more seconds, takes them out, and touches them
kelli: sup hot!!!

Cold kai

To put cold water up your bum and have a water fight

"Dude the sun's out you want a game of cold kai "

Cold Wendy

When someone is giving you a blowjob and has an ice cube in their mouth.

It was hot underneath the Georgia sun so instead of sweet tea, I asked my girlfriend if I could get a cold Wendy. So she popped that ice cube in her mouth and slobbed on my knob.

Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

It's so cold

I miss telling you to drink warm water, to stay warm and not get sick in this cold weather..

I can't even message you freely through the app like before ..
because you are not there anymore ...

Can we create more happy memories?

It's so cold, so I create this post to give it a thumb up whenever I want to say "Stay warm. Please take care. Drink warm water and please don't get sick.. Neither your loved ones.."
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 04, 2022

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