To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys
Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond
To put cold water up your bum and have a water fight
"Dude the sun's out you want a game of cold kai "
To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet
I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike
To face paint another males face with you cock
Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox
To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee
"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"