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Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024


Coon rider

A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!

Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!

Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”

by Monkey Mav May 3, 2022


Coon squad

Only costing 5 elixir, the coon squad consists of a bunch of blackies with emotional problems. You have the hood niggas, actual gangster niggas, egotistical niggas, quiet niggas, fat niggas, sensitive niggas, racist niggas, gay niggas, weeb niggas and many,many more. This is a non-exhaustive list of nigga characteristics.

The coon squad hunts in groups, always on the hunt for bitches which they will rarely aqcuire. Often seen being a public nuisance, playing loud music, dressing like Kanye West's gay alter ego, playing basketball in questionable locations as well as any amount of such "coonish behaviour". These niggas are all goofy as fuck, each in their own way. The coon squad consists solely of chaotic ass niggas fr.

Person 1: "Ah man this party is lit what the fuck am I even drinking tho"
Person 2: "I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief the coon squad just arrived"
*loud noises of varying cohereny as well as general bullshitting ensue*
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Person 1 (walking past the basketball court) : "Nah these niggas wearing 2012 Nike's tf"
Person 2 : "Damn looks like the whole coon squad done pulled up"

by Newtinasuit February 22, 2023


Coon kakkin

salvaging from large commercial, residential, industrial and construction containers for unused items discarded by their owners but deemed useful to the picker.

I'm ready to go coon kakkin and find some good stuff.

by Amyfl19 October 13, 2021


COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.

by Ksmom1 February 1, 2023


cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 September 9, 2017