When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.
"I gave mother some English marks last night"
When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.
Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.
Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
The most common plague in 25% of the world
1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?
American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.
Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.