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Goggle

A Computer Destructive Website For People Who Misspelled Google.com

Person: Tries To Enter Google.com But Misspells it as Goggle.com
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT GOOGLE.COM!

by randompersonthattellsyoustuff August 10, 2020


Goggles

What a baby pirate with a lisp wears in the pool. Worn with a swimsuit and swim diaper. Not to be confused with Google or giggles.

Baby pirate with lisp: Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022


goggle

this is for retards who don't know how to spell google

i am going to search that up on goggle

by Lakisimbodi March 18, 2021


Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.

I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.

by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017


tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 19, 2017


Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.

“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”

by Lillilsyd September 21, 2018


Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !

Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.

by TokyoIsHere November 8, 2019