Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

spit in his butt

when a thug knocks you out cold and spits in your butt you’re his bitch

guy 1: pull his pants down

guy2: *spits in his butt*

I just knocked this guy out ima spit in his butt

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Fill his drawers

To shit your pants

Did you see him fill his drawers yesterday? He looked like a right knob.

belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

Kyle and his jew

Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl

It is just Kyle and his jew against the world

Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?

Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew

Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'

Kyle:
Yes

*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*

Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d

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fix his radio

When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.

Brendan saw A Russian female fix his radio after the football game.