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Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
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To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
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The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.
I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.
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the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection
Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
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1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome
2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.
If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
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Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*
2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
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(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.
(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."
"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
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A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame
You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.
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