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When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
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An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.
I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!
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Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
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An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"
"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"
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Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.
I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.
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Impatient with the lights, he pulled out his Christmas driving, and showed the other drivers what an audacious guy can do on the road.
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Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug
There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.
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