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a shit of man, he doesn’t care of anybody but him. He sucks.
-You suck! Your name must be Mario.
-Yes it is.
some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living
in the distance: it's a me, mario!
peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles
Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.
OH MY GOD ALEXA!LOOK AT MARIO ENTERING THE CLUB. MY PANTIES ARE SO WET.
Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge
Marios is BFFs with ms rickets
The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.
The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.
"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi