Ogre Milk

Spoiled milk left outside of the fridge for 2 or more months.

what should we do to willie now that hes drunk..... lets give hime some ogre milk

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big milk

Term used in thailand to describe a woman with large breast, either real or fake

"I want to motorboat that chick over there"
"Which one?"
"The one with the big milk"

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Milk boy

A milk boy is someone who is very cute and pasty. Their skin looks like milk. Usually named Bridgit.

Chiara: Look at that pasty girl over there. Its a milk boy.
Josie: oh yeah, thats Bridgit lol.

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Thanks for the milk.

A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.

Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.

Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.

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Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat

Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!

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Scrobble Milking

The act of connecting and disconnecting your iPod or iPhone in order to retain the songs that you have been listening to, so they will "scrobble" to your lastfm profile.

Man, if this software wasn't so shitty I wouldn't have to waste so much time Scrobble Milking.

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Mario Milk

A luxurious, precious milk that is really rare. Mario Milk is taken only in pi gallons, we usually drink this until we are 36 years of age or else we die.

“Maria! You forgot to drink your Mario milk!”
Maria: *dead in the shower*
“I’ll drink it later lymphoma”

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