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1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.
1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.
2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas
Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin
A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.
Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!
A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.
"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg
Filling a vagina with anything large, unusual or exotic.
He's my muffin stuffin man. We had everything but the kitchen sink in my pussy last night!
When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!
a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.