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1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.
1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.
2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
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A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas
Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin
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A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.
Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!
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A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.
"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg
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Filling a vagina with anything large, unusual or exotic.
He's my muffin stuffin man. We had everything but the kitchen sink in my pussy last night!
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One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.
Karen is a muffin gamer.
A black person who is secretly white.
"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"