beat skins

to have sex, or to hook up

Did hook up last night? Ya, we beat skins.

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banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.

Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...

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Skinning it back

Masturbation.

I spent the whole day waisting time skinning it back when I coulda been getting laid!

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skin disease

Skin Desease- A person who irritates you so much, your soul feels irritated

Diana you're such a skin disease

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skinned monkey

When a male skins the outer layer of his penis and proceeds to have anal intercourse.

" My girlfriend and I decided last night that we should try skinned monkey ..."

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Skin Bus

Penis, but usually used with "Riding" when you are having to bend over and take it - like an impossible and painful situation you can't get out of.

My boss has me riding the skin bus on this project.

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Skin Jim

An uncircumcised penis.

My boyfriend neglected to tell me about his Skin Jim, and I wasn't amused.

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