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A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.
The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
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A condition where one consumes mass quantities of sugar and junk food leading to immediate sugar rush and evacuation of bowels. Has been known to cause sharting.
"Every time I eat at Chili's I get diarrhetes."
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like diabetic, but when you are suffering from diarrhea
Max: "Doesn't Amber want to come to the beach today?"
Cam: "Don't tell her I told you, but she's diarrhetic."
Max: "Eww!"
Cam: "Yeah, I know."
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When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking
Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"
noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
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A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.
Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!
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Similar to how one can get Diabetes by consuming too much sugar, one can get Diarrhetes from consuming too many diuretics such as coffee.
Symptoms include uncontrollable diarrhea and surprisearrhea.
Trevor: You don't look so good.
Jerry: I just had 3 coffees and now I think I have Diarrhetes!!!