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ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 05, 2022


heel of pain

when your a fucked up freak that likes getting his dick pierced by a high heel

guy #1 yo you see Chris over there
guy #2 he's fucking crazy Jessica gave him the heel of pain last night and he's still talking to her

guy #1 fucking balls bro

by traphuncho February 14, 2019


gay pains

Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.

Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?

by DrDeezThePrequel March 26, 2023


T-Pains

glasses, sunglasses or shades.

hey man nice T-pains

thanks man you too

by striker williams April 21, 2009


sounds of pain and death

screaming because of pain

The sounds of pain and death are plentiful in hell.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022


Immense Saddness and Pain

When you feel that you want to die and dont want to die at the same time. Your brain is full of saddness and pain because you feel like nothing matters and that your problems are you fault. Your brain feels an undescribable internal conflict because it just hurts living, but at the same time, your too sentimental about those around you and you dont want to lose them by dying. It hurts and theres no way to get help. You can't decide if you want to just end it or suffer by just breathing. It certainly would be easier just dying but you would miss those around you...

The author of this definition feels Immense Saddness and Pain.

by Help_me_please. Im_in_pain January 25, 2019


House of Pain

Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor.

Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor. Nicknamed the House of Pain due to the notorious torture of being pepper-sprayed and tasered with a Taser X2 to graduate with Level 2 certification. The current chief instructor is GySgt. Shane Sheaffer.

by kinghiroichi1 April 26, 2025