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To get a boyfriend/girlfriend
Hey, I need to Get A Ride but he/she keep playing
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The addictive practice of extreme weather geeks. They peruse the long-range models looking for signs of anything exciting: snow, extreme cold, extreme heat, windstorms, flooding, etc. The trouble is that the long range tends to fluctuate around a lot, so that it's not reliable forecasting.
Dude, all this model riding is making me dizzy. Let's just focus on the next 7 days because that's more clear!
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Someone who has the balls to conquer their worst fear of roller coasters.
Guy 1: You did it! By riding one of he biggest roller coasters, you’re officially a Ride Warrior!!!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!!!
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When a female lying on her back lets go of the dildo she is using while it's still penetrating her, then contracts and relaxes causing the dildo to rise and/or fall back into her.
Pervert; "So, I watched some pretty sick porn last night.."
Pedophile; "Oh yeah?... what made it so good?"
Pervert; "Some porn star was doing the casper ride on the hood of a jeep!"
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When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly
Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!
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When someone rides in a car in the trunk (because there aren't enough seats, they're sneaking into a drive-in, getting kidnapped, etc.). I'm not sure where this comes from -- a friend of mine said it once and then 2 years later I asked him about it and he insisted that he'd never heard of it before (LIAR!). If anyone knows its origin please post it.
I can only fit six in my car -- looks like someone's gonna be riding superman.
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U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to work outside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)
Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.
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