People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.
When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.
Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!
A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.
Tard sifting sift retard
someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.
That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!