Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

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cake up

To stack and save your dollars

i'm workin two jobs. damnit i'm tryin to cake up!

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Caked Up

With a guy / girl you like or flirt with . . Cuddleing with eachother or just super close body to body .

Who you tryna be " Caked up " with at the movies ?

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cake farting

Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".

BH=butthole

Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.

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Crab Cake

Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.

"I'm not hitting that whore's Crab Cake."

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Bakin-Cakes

Makin babies, gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.

Bitch what you doin? U and dude over there bakin-cakes

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grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

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