pink sock

when the inside of your asshole hangs out of you ass in a pink color

damn i fucked that chick so hard that she had a pink sock the next morning

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Pink sock

When the inside of yo booty hole is exposed to some nice fresh air

I love me a good ol pink sock in the morning!! Don't you?

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sock dream

A dream in which the object of the dreamer's affection is seen wearing nothing but socks, not always involving sex but usually involving Gackt Camui.

"She just had a sock dream a few minutes ago... God, I'm jealous."

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Black sock

1) a garment worn over your feet in a variety of colours

2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath

3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.

4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock

5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process

6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.

Hmmm john where is my black sock?,
In my ass dave

Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john

im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John

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Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

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Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

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Cat socks

cat socks are very important cause the cover Suzie's crusty wusty backfoot

Cat socks are peng

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