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T. Hanks or Tom Hanks is gangsta ryhme for "thanks"
<j.j> DUDE, have a beer, it's on me
<Eric> Tom hanks man.
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A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.
After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.
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Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.
"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."
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1. A guy who goes around looking at myspace profiles and reporting people so that they get deleted.
2. The guy who actually deletes them.
1. Because of Daniel's lack of friends, he has extra time each day to hunt down underage myspace users and report them. Daniel is a myspace tom.
2. I didn't do anything wrong and my myspace got deleted. Thanks alot, Tom!
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The wish.com version of Eminem.
Hey, did you hear about Vanilla Ice and Machine Gun Kelly fucking? Somehow they had a mentally challenged kid and named him Tom Macdonald.
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-utter sex machine
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe
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TOMMY BOI!!!
The In-famous nerd that created myspace...he has wayy too much time on his hands....
Myspace--A Place for friends
Well I got news for u myspace TOm....I aint YOUR friend not now,not ever!!!
sorry
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