Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.

Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.

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Beaten to the Window

Someone else asked your target boy/girl out first.

"I was gonna ask out Stacy last night, but i was beaten to the window by about an hour by Dave"

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Windows 3.5

Windows 3.5 is a successor to Windows NT 3.1 and predecessor to Windows 3.51.

Windows 3.5 is NT-based.

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Window Shooting

When your about to ejaculate and someone walks in the room so you have to go to the window and shoot out of the window to hide the fact your masterbating!

Dude last night i was just about to cum when Jon came into my room i ended up Window Shooting!

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window hump.

The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.

"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"

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gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

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Windows 7

Modern (judging by release date) operating system that does what Vista was supposed to do, what XP was trying to do, what Windows 98 aimed at doing, what Windows 95 promised to do, .... but retains the main characteristic of all Microsoft products since MS-DOS: it sucks

PC user: Man, I can't believe it! it took only 5 seconds to load the BSOD! is Windows 7 fast or what?

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