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When a large crowd wants something so badly their primal instincts take over and they reach out there arms, push, and shove to retrieve said item.
Man, Comic-Con was crazy, those stupid collectible bags caused a zombie effect of nerds!
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A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening
John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!
Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)
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Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.
Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.
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A game mode which is unlocked after the completion of the Call of Duty 5: World at War single player mode. It is the only fun part of the game (and the only part that wasn't in call of duty 4
The Nazi Zombies went Booga booga booga booga and ate my brain
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the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth
Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.
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An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.
"Look Dad, a dead seal!"
"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."
"What's that thing sticking out of it?"
"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
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While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk
Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head
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