Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

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Beagle Hound

A colloquial term for a man with a massive, erect penis who usually barks at the sight of a big booba woman

Man: Look at Jacob, hes such a beagle hound

Jacob: (erect and barking)

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Magic Handshake

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.

Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!

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Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.

Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek

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Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours

Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)

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Osama bingus Laden (Elephant)

Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.

Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh

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The Zombies are Coming

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening

John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)

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