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Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.
Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
When the person walking behind you steps on the back of your flip flop and causes great pain between the toes
Hey !! You just flop chopped me . Stop stepping on the back of my flip flop
When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.
I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.
A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.
Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
Charlie the flop is the flop
other: what is this charlie the flop
me: who* he is the flop
Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF
Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”
Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”
when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.
I'm ashamed to admit
"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"