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When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.
"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".
When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.
The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"
Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.
A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.
Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?
Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.
When you leave a room to fart but you return to soon so the fart comes back with you.
Damn, you came back with a serious ghost tail man.
The abandoned cubicles in an office after mass layoffs.
I had to walk through the Ghost Cubes to get to what's left of the accounting department today. Man that was depressing.
Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole
Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!
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My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts