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Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?
Kristen: ewww no you creeper!
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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
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hey sibling *CHOMP*
ow that hurt!
hah it’s January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day
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KIRA YOSHIKAGE USE KIRA QUEEN AND GO BOOM BOOM AND RESET TIME AND SPACE BACK TO THE START OF THE DAY
KIRA QUEEN DAISANO BAKUDA BITES ZA DUSTO *BOOOOOOOOOOM*
A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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funi jojo reference where kira queen boom boom and reset day
guy 1: yo bro guess what guy 2: what? guy 1: KIRA QUEEN DAISANO BAKUDA BITES ZA DUSTO *BOOM* then day has been reset
A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....
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