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When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off
You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her
Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.
A tall glass of Miller Beer that has been set on the Glitter Gulch stage so a hefty Polynesian stripper can squirt her breast milk in the glass at noon on a week day asking, "How'd you like a little chocolate in your Miller?"
How'd you like some chocolate miller 'Polynesian tit milk' in your beer?
Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.
Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick
When someone stands on another's shoulders and they both take a dump (preferably diarrhea) at the same time, thus producing a cascade-like effect.
Last time I had mexican for dinner, me and Linda got drunk and made some chocolate falls on Steve's garden. It was quite heart (and back) warming.
A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.
I'm really craving a chocolate fake.