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47 year old broadway actor, self proclaimed egg, top tier singer❗️❗️❗️
*2017*
me: yo did you see christian borle?
friend: no? why?
me: well he shaved his egg and now he looks like an egg
friend: oh wow he went from looking like the flushed away rat to humpty dumpty
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A school with a bunch of soft people and lesbians. This school is full of shit and everyone cries for everything. The teachers are a bunch of shits that only care about a fucking hat but dont wipe their asses before checking other peoples.
Rancho christian "Have you heard of rancho satan?"
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She goes to church all the time and listens to christian rock music, she's uber christian.
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A sub-genre of rock that will always be second-rate due to atheists' superior headbanging skills.
Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Christian rock?
Guy 2: Sorry, dude, atheists are just too good at headbanging.
Guy 1: How come they're so good?
Guy 2: Christians believe in standing upright at all times, like Jesus.
Guy 1: Jesus wasn't standing upright when he was dragging his cross.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, look what happened to him.
Guy 1: So you're saying that lack of faith in a divine power will make one more hardcore?
Guy 2: For a beginner you're pretty good at disbelief. Kudos.
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( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):
(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
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Christian Rap can be used as a tool to express the message of Salvation through Jesus Christ to a person that would not reguraly be able to be reach with traditional preaching methods.
It gives a voice to ppl that didnt have a voice before in the urban culture.
There are many different styles of rap and hip hop. West Coast, East, Dirty South, Up North, Mid West, Memphis Tenn. Crunk All different Styles. Secular Rap doesnt own a culture or style. Many regular ppl get saved does it mean they lose their accent. Do they stop liking a style of music? I listened to secular rap all my life mostly including 3 6 mafia. After a life altering experience I now would condemn that music and would promote music with christian meanings. You might say this is lame. Checkout the music I listen to then. Google these artist. Loc Saint, Harmony Hisee, K Drama, Tha Crunkaholics, K-Lee, LeCrae, Mistagetitcrunk, A.G.E., Praverb tha Wyse, Governor, and many many more. I guess the real deal is once a person matures and relizes God is real and gives his life to Christ only christian rap will do, secular rap is all about living a fake fantasy, promoting lust, greed and things that will never satisfy a thirsty soul. jesus loves you believe this.
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A white male from Mississippi or Alabama who thinks that abortion clincs need to be blown up. Generally these fascinating specimens reside in trailer parks, where America sweeps its Applebee's and Denny's coupons. With hobbies such as drinking wisky to escape their bucked-teeth, inbred, goat-resembling wife, these men can often be found under local bridges with their fellow trolls, as well as inside IRS buildings begging for their unemployment checks to come for one more month.
"Hey, Bill, you heard what happened to Cletus?"
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
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