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When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK
Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock
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When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.
Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.
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The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
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Term used in playing Poker to say I have 4 of a kind.
As my buddy was sure he had a great poker hand He laid his 3 aces and 2 kings for the best full house you could have. Now beat that he said. Well I can beat it I have Quad's Cock 4 Jacks!
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expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend
Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!
Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!
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A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.
The cock teaser sexed the man up.
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The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.
Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.
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