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After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
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A vessel restricted in maneuvering. A vessel constrained to a navigable course to keep the vessel out of harms way.
While entering and leaving home port Ball-Diamond-Ball must be displayed to show others you must remain safe and therefore will not change course.
Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.
I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.
The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.
2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.