e-tox

1. Electronic detoxifcation.

2. Detoxification from electronic and/or digital devices.

3. The process of weaning oneself from the use of electronic and/or digital communication devices.

I've decided to e-tox. Don't try to reach me, I'll be leaving my blackberry and laptop at home.

E-perv

One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...

That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.

E Understanding

An Epiphany, or sudden realization induced from ingestion of the drug.

Pop a cap, you'll understand.
Example should include the word "E Understanding"

e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

e-handjob

handjob through the internet.

person 1: succ me

person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob

e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.

"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."

E-molest

The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)

See pedo and child predator

“That dude Seth e-molested nearly 20 kids and should be hung.”