a very bad psychedelic experience usually induced by lsd or mushrooms where the user is bombarded by horrifying images that can cause permanent mental and emotional damage
ben- "dude chris, i heard evan took like a half oz of shrooms and had a fuckin french trip dude. i tried to calm him down dude i was like 'be easy bro' and he just yelled overshield and dipped."
chris-"beast"
The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.
The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.
Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle
Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!
Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?
Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...
snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop
dude she wanted to french exit with me
When upon penetration, the recipient repeatedly clenches their vaginal or rectal muscles to provide stimulation.
"My girl can't take my while dick so whenever I wanna out it in she just give me a French squeeze"
"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo
She pleasures herself with a French head.