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french trip

a very bad psychedelic experience usually induced by lsd or mushrooms where the user is bombarded by horrifying images that can cause permanent mental and emotional damage

ben- "dude chris, i heard evan took like a half oz of shrooms and had a fuckin french trip dude. i tried to calm him down dude i was like 'be easy bro' and he just yelled overshield and dipped."

chris-"beast"

by JP Cosby February 1, 2007

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French Tank

The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.

The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.

by stoggit May 14, 2003

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French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

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french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz August 30, 2009

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French exit

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop

dude she wanted to french exit with me

by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

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French gymnast

When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.

Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!

by Mauicruiser August 7, 2016


French Fashion

A French Fashion is a derivation of the common drink, the old fashion, but modified with a splash (anywhere from a half-shot to a full-shot) of the French red-and-black raspberry liquor Chambord.

I went to the bar and ordered a French Fashion instead of the more typical Old Fashion.

by LuckVampire October 1, 2023

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