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When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.
Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.
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The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.
The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.
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Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle
Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
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an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!
Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?
Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...
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snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop
dude she wanted to french exit with me
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When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.
Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.
Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".