red heart emoji

Either you're in a relationship with this person or you both have made it clear that you like each other, otherwise she/he wouldn't send you that.

Boy 1-dude she sent me a red heart

Boy 2-bro you're dating that's why she sent you a red heart emoji

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Atom Heart Mother

An early album by Pink Floyd in which foreplay leading up to the conception and birth of New Age Music occurred. See also, Meddle and Wish You Were Here.

Atom Heart Mother was Pink Floyd's fifth album.

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heart on your sleeve

Someone who becomes devoted to something too easily or gives their heart away quickly. They might be easily upset by things going on around them.

Be good to her; she wears her heart on her sleeve.

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Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

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Heart-attack juice

A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.

Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice

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glowing E.T. heart

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T

I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart

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Tiny Heart Syndrome

Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \

Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)

“Where is Mike? “

“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”

“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”

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