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Hypixel Hobo

Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.

AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.

by ThatMangoMonkey June 22, 2021


hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 2, 2017


Wall Street hobo

The simplest definition of A hobo is someone that understands the rules of society and knows they are violating it. You need society to survive, a Hobo needs nothing but his brain. A Hobo is MacGyver from the ghetto of Westchester and the Bronx, at least that's how. Hobo chic was a fashion statement. Wall Street hobo I think evolved out of the Occupy Wall Street movement. That's the convergence of Wall Street the richest in our society and the poorest on paper. Occupy Wall Street changed the game, temporarily.

A hobo is what you call someone you can immediately tell is gangster but from a bygone era. Wall Street hobo is where hobo chic evolved to in the modern era. Hobo chic was obviously invented by the highly subtle gay community of the new York city. What they did is flip the script by taking the worst articles of fashion, like what we worked out in a made it the most desirable outfit for society. Whoever started this movement is gansta and wants no credit. A real gansta does need credit.

I grew listening to rap. When big L rapped, "you can't kill me, I was born dead.

I want to start a debate of whether Mark Zuckerberg was the first Wall Street hobo. I think if he was a real wall street hobo you wouldn't even of heard of him. He dresses in the old uniform of the wall street. The real Wall Street hobo is a that lady that wrote a book called lean in. She runs the show their, zuck is just an actor who Is pretending to be a Wall Street Hobo in order to sell a product and ideas that were completely built by other people. I do not know if female wall street hobos is a gender neutral name or if female wall street hobos have another title.

by The real wall street hobo February 6, 2022


Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.

by MC Busta October 7, 2016


hobo burn

v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.

"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."

by TashokuKisune March 6, 2010


Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 16, 2020


drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his

Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick

by Drunkgod October 13, 2020