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Screwing over your friend in any situation, especially in amount exceeding one billion dollars.
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Guy 1: That Zuck over there is a real cutie.
Guy 2: Ya pretty much, he owns Facebook and is the leader of the lizards.
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(v) the act of building up something, which later becomes a massive letdown
Buying Facebook stock totally zucked!
Jim fixed me up with a hot chick, then did her the next morning, which is why Jim zucks!
John spent the day zucking everyone out of their life savings, with that ponzi scheme.
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To do anal with one of the female gender.
We thought schnitzing was for babies so we took it up a notch and zucked.
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The action of a woman giving a man a nice, wet, sloppy blow job to the point were the man ejaculates so god damn hard that his semen squirts out the tip of his dick harder than water out of a firetruck hose, like seriously he has to cum that hard fellas, so because of that, the cum not only gets lodged into the woman's throat, but also gets all over the woman's face, especially around the lips. And after he is finished ejaculating; and the cum is all over the woman's face and all inside her mouth, she tries to say "Oh fuck that was good", but instead it sounds like "oh zuck that was good" hens the word Zuck.
*woman gives man a blow job, and the man just finished ejaculating like a firetruck hose*
woman: "Fuck your dick is so nice" (fuck sounded like she was saying zuck)
man: "now thats what I call a nice zuck ;)"
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(Verb) To Zuck something means to take a photo of someone and tag it on the social networking site known as Facebook.
Hey man, make sure you zuck that shit when you get home.
Please don't zuck that photo.
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To be banned from facebook for posting controversial or offensive things.
"Dude did you hear Justin got Zucked?"
:No shit, what for!:
"He said that being obese is a disease in a thread with feminists!"
:Ouch. Zucked for thirty days, I take it?:
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