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Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.
"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"
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1. noun an overweight or heavyset female who exhibits some form of attractiveness, despite her large size. Often used to defend actions performed with said female.
She wasn't that big, she had fat hotness.
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A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.
1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?
2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.
3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.
4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!
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An exquisite sex act requiring a bagged salad from a local market, a woman's accessible anal cavity, and deep, meaningful desire. First, a man (any man) closes his fist around a portion of the salad. He then lovingly inserts his fist into the woman's anus for a duration of their joint consent. When the couple is sufficiently aroused, the man releases the salad before removing his hand from the woman's anus. With the salad inside, the two enjoy a standard round of anal sex. The man must ejaculate onto the salad, as a dressing. Finally, the act is completed upon receipt of the "hot lettuce" by the man's mouth, eating the sumptuous morsel from her pooping cavity.
"No thank you, waiter. My wife and I will dessert at home with a steaming bowl of hot lettuce."
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steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility
I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place
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Used as an adjective:
When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.
This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.
You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.
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Microwaving a hot pocket for 37 sec. and then...ummm... some things happen...
Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna a make a hot fuckit. Want anything from the kitchen?
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