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HUMAN IS PÄIN

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.

Bro, if you think about it human is päin.”

by drecondones May 19, 2022


Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020


sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.

"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."

by maddeathie March 10, 2018


husk of a human

To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.

She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.

by goshstopoverthinking November 7, 2023


remember the human

An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.

P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.

by apostrophe' February 5, 2019


domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.

me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.

by shadowwhy1 December 3, 2018


human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.

- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.

by livnbored December 25, 2010