Cold Topic

Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.

Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!

Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.

Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?

Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.

Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.

Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.

My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.

Trapezoid

Even but dull

Someone who will never be cool dispite their stability. Trapezoids can never come up with a good point, they just go on and on.

Prep: "Guys, I stole a pack of gum." "Can I join the gang?"

Thug: "Beat it Trapezoid!"