ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan

John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends

tiny human

A premature human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.

Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.

Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!

human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.

me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.

human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.

- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.