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When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
When one friend lives in Oakland and the other in San Francisco and neither wants to cross the Bay, so each proposes a plan to hang out trying to convince the other to make the trek.
Person 1 "come hang out in Oakland, it's super interesting"
Person 2 "why don't we go to North Beach in the city instead"
Person 1 "we always hang out in SF, let's do Oakland tonight"
Person 2 "is there a Warriors game?"
Person 1 "no"
Person 2 "then we're hanging out in the city"
Cross Bay Chicken
Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
A housing project in brantford on which is full of Drugs and youth crime, there is also a abandoned crack house and a abandoned concrete yard nearby that said drugs are used in
Person1: yo I live in Charing cross projects
Person2: yo that’s rough
When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..
cross eyed freak is cross eyed <3